Sprite jokes
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"
Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.
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My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
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