Ups Jokes

Don't give up on your dreams................... keep sleeping

My stepdad took me to work and he told me I could climb trees. I woke up in a hospital, wait did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack

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Gen z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

I keep trying to call my emo friend... They keep hanging up

if a fat person would go on a flying car it will just be at the ground when they out it will justfly up

what did the floor say to the ceiling. i look up to you.

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked. "Daddy why are you banned from coming to elementary school?", The dad calmly replies. "Because that's how I met your mother.".

stephen was a mad role model, he never taught me to stand up for myself

My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running

I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow... Nor the house

today a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid so i told him " brayden just get up and walk away."

The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"