Adolf Nigler

A man walks into a bar.

Then he walks into a Pole.

Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.

What does a Jew expecting guests say?

Oy Vey here yet?

What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face.

We need to circumcise that one.

Roses are red, oranges are orange. Get a life, quit watching porn.

Roses are red, violets are blue. These jokes are old, come up with something new.

Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.