Stairway jokes
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because there was only a stairway to heaven and no lifts.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.