Stairway jokes
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven? Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.