Stairway jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.