Ups jokes
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
"Deznuts up your ass."
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
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Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
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They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"