There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
