What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
Cancer and Peter Pan
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklehead! So, you got this kid, right? And they have cancer. Cancer is super bad and can stop you from, like, living long enough to grow up. Then you got Peter Pan, who, because of Neverland magic, also never grows up. See? It's funny 'cause it's dark... but also kinda true in a messed-up way. Now go back to drooling, you wouldn't understand organic chemistry either.
Grown-up Cancer Kid
The vast majority of kids with cancer get to grow up (at least within developed countries). I appreciate your earnest effort at cancer humor though.