The Most Violent Book

So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,

"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."

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Alright, listen up, buttercup. The blind dude got a Big Mac, right? But he can't see, so he's feeling it up like it's a book. And because Big Macs are a sloppy mess, he thinks it's the most violent book ever. Get it? No? Figures. You're probably one of those folks who still uses dial-up.

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