Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
What the difference between a bridge and a burrito? I can't jump off a burrito
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito? He gets to tear that ass up one more time
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos
What's ghost's favorite food? I like some BOO-RITOS!
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts "I love my country!", Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country", finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted my house blew up!"
a burrito walked off a building
me: i’m going to get burrito 🌯
friend : you can have my burrito baby
gay
friend : begins to moan
me : finna hang up
People are like Bean Burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH
Did you just farting a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably have a mud burrito for breakfast.
