I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
Ups Jokes
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
Don't crack this joke up!
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
