Ups jokes

EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.

Shut your transparent hairline up.

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!

Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?

His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.

Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭

A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.

Nostalgia hits you like a train.

It's so hard, you can even wake up.

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My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"

Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?

Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((

Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:

Up