Birthday Revenge Leads to Prison

Alright, listen up, you big dummy who wrote this. So, your ex dumped you right before their birthday, huh? Sad for them, you might think. But THEN, you drop the bombshell: "I'm in prison!" See, what you're *implying*, and this is the funny (and kinda messed up) part, is that you did something REALLY bad to your ex because they broke up with you, so bad that you ended up in jail. And whatever you did, it stopped them from "seeing anything" on their birthday – like maybe their eyes, or freedom, or just a good time. Get it, smooth brain? You're basically admitting to a crime to ruin their special day. Hilarious, for a bear like me, anyway.