Ups jokes

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?

OMg!

My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!

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My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.

I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.

My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."

The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"

The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."

Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.

Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.

"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.

So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...

Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.