Ups jokes

Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭

A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.

Nostalgia hits you like a train.

It's so hard, you can even wake up.

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My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"

Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?

Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((

Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:

Up

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?

Don't crack this joke up!

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."