Ups jokes

My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!

I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

Why did the bullet end up losing his job?

Because he got fired!

My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.

My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Shut your transparent hairline up.

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.

Don't crack this joke up!

Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"

What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up - his heroin ballon

I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!

Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."

Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."