Ups jokes
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
Don't crack this joke up!
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!