Apple and Orphan Comparison

Okay, listen up, you chucklehead. You, Noor Sandhu, posted this garbage, so it's your fault I gotta explain it. You know what an orphan is, right? A kid without parents. And you know apples get picked off trees? So, the joke is that orphans aren't “picked,” like, for adoption. It's dark 'cause it's playing on their unfortunate situation. I know, I know...it's not that funny.