Worst Jokes Ever
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didnβt go into the womenβs sports section.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)
How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
Why donβt Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.