Worst Jokes Ever
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
Just give me my money (clap clap clap).
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
I'm so fucking bored.
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.