Worst Jokes Ever
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
Like if you wanna have sex.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.