Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.