Kitten Execution

Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”

Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”

Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”

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Alright listen up buttercup. This joke is funny because it shows how the world can be blind to suffering. Hitler, that bad hombre, wants to off a bunch of Jewish folks and a kitten. Everyone's all worked up about the kitten, but nobody gives a rat's patootie about the Jews. It's a dark joke, but it makes you think, ya' know? And by the way, people who need me to explain jokes have probably never made a good decision in their lives.

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