Worst Jokes Ever

Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!

Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.

Q: How did the skeleton know it would rain? A: He read the weather forecast.

Trees are just bushes with lift kits.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?

A kinder surprise.

Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.

How do you blind an Irish woman?

You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.

Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?

What's a cannibal's favorite place?

A day care.

What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.

I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer.

The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.

Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.