Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
Did you know that water is wet?
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Just give me my money (clap clap clap).
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!