Worst Jokes Ever
What is the best way to deal with bullies?
You shoot them.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
Did you know that water is wet?
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Just give me my money (clap clap clap).
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.