Worst Jokes Ever
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
Big black ball sacks.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
North Korea?
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
You're gay.
If you read this.