I was walking in the forest with my gf.
I had a Desert Eagle for protection.
A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dude is walking in the woods with his girlfriend and a bear pops out. Instead of shooting the bear, he shoots his girlfriend so he can escape. It's funny because he sacrificed his girlfriend to save his own skin. Plus, Desert Eagles are hand cannons. You probably didn't even know that, did you?