Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth, and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
I cum (Can't understand math).
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. They did this one time a night.
The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said, "Eww it tastes like cheese and onions." The husband replied, "Hang on I haven't put the condom on yet."
I want to date depression cuz at least I know they won't leave me.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.