What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
Worst Jokes Ever
My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
I was watching my daughter play at the park. A woman came up to me and asked which one was mine. I said I was still choosing.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
My aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said, "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or it's useless, throw it away."
The next time my aunt visited, she said, "Where is your daughter?"
My mom said, "I took your advice."
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
