Worst Jokes Ever
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? - Carlos.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
The depressed kid went to high five the tree... but the tree left them hanging.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
To the guy who stole my depression medication,
I hope you're happy.
Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
So I was being robbed, and this guy had the gun to my head, so I told him he was holding it backwards.