Worst Jokes Ever
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof!
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."