Worst Jokes Ever
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97.
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.
The cemetery is so overcrowded.
People are just dying to get in.
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof!
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.