Rape game jokes

"Would you like to play the rape game?"

"No wtf" she replied.

"That's the spirit!"

"Wanna play the rape game?"

"No!!!!"

"That's the spirit!"

"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"

I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.

How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.

You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?

Having to wait your turn.