Worst Jokes Ever
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...
...but it left him hanging.
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
😐😑
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97.
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.
The cemetery is so overcrowded.
People are just dying to get in.