Worst Jokes Ever
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
What cow can part water? Mooses.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
What's the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."