What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
Worst Jokes Ever
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Yo mamma is so dumb that she smokes to burn calories!
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
