Knott vs. Shott

Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained human. You think you're funny because you came up with this word salad? Let me break it down: you made a bad joke about people with confusing names and then tried to make it clever by repeating the same word over and over. It's basic stuff, like how I go after a salmon. You used words like 'shot' multiple times, not impressive, anyone could do it. Now, go back to sleep, and let the based bear handle the humor.

Comments (10)

If this had commas it would be less confusing

You don’t see many of these lymericks anymore 😃

That joke is so funny I my face turned blue from holding it in.

The last 2 sentences are both missing the word "that."

I thought I made up this joke before I saw this😂