Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"
Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
I was making sandcastles with my Nan, then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.