Worst Jokes Ever
One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Yo mamma is so dumb that she smokes to burn calories!
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.
I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.