Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth, and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.