Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...
...but it left him hanging.
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
😐😑
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97.
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.
The cemetery is so overcrowded.
People are just dying to get in.
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof!