Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
I cum (Can't understand math).
And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth, and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.