Green Card jokes

An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."

Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.

I played Uno with my Mexican friend.

That bastard took all the green cards!

Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.

Why are Mexicans good at Uno?

They always steal the green card.

I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!