Green Card jokes
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.