The Virgin and the Babysitter

The humor comes from the unexpected and disturbing implication that the man's experience working with children might make him less gentle, instead of more, which is not what is expected from someone who is gentle to a virgin. It twists a common phrase to have a creepy connotation.

• Virgin
• Moment
• Sex
• Kid
• Darkness
• Job

• A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
• Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity? A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
• What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
• I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.