Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.