Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?

The boomerang comes back.

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    • What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

    Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.

    1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.

    2. You can't count your hair.

    3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.

    4. You just tried number three.

    5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.

    6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.

    7. You skipped number 5.

    8. You just checked if there was a number 5.

    9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.

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    • This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

    I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"

    So I did...

    I don't remember much after that.

    The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: to be shot, to be hung, or to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

    So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly.

    Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap, he was dead.

    Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

    Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

    Finally, the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

    The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom!"

    Disney

    What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."

    What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?

    They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.

    Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."