Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
It's sad someone has ligma.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Joke start.
Punchline!
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
