Worst Jokes Ever
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.
I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.
Your tits look heavy. Need help holding them up?
Free service for tit holding!
What’s something you might say at sea, but not at your partner?
Land ho!
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
My aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said, "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or it's useless, throw it away."
The next time my aunt visited, she said, "Where is your daughter?"
My mom said, "I took your advice."
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.