Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.
I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸