Worst Jokes Ever
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
Gwen, why are you so nice?
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
My doctor told me, "Time heals wounds."
So I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
Trying to make jokes in 2020-2021 be like:
Comedian: "When she went in front of the TV, it took an hour till you could see the screen again."
Audience: "Why you gotta be so offensive?"
Comedian: "I'm not tr-"
Audience: "Oh, so now you're trying to debate?"
Comedian: "I-"
Audience: "Now you're acting racist?!"