Worst Jokes Ever
BLM British Lives Matter.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.
It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".
If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
It's not rape if you're both crying.
Where do suicide bombers go?... Everywhere.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.