Worst Jokes Ever

Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."

What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?

I've never sucked on dicks.

Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.

One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.

Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"

What do you get when a dinosaur farts?

A blast from the past!

Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.

Also dwarf: can’t see.

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

What do emos and a bird nest have in common?

They both hang from a tree.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W. H. O.

Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.

Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick

What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!

What do you call an autistic daughter?

Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.