Worst Jokes Ever
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😳
What game is for kids? Uno.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
I love you, you love me.
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
Me: I been up all night, no sleep--
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......
We saved a Swiss flag from a house fire. I thought that's a plus.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.