How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Okay, so like, emo kids are stereotyped as being super sad and emotional, right? So instead of, like, fixing a lightbulb, they'd rather just sit in the dark and cry about how dark it is. Get it? You wouldn't, you are probably one of the emo kids.