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Emo Lightbulb

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4 years ago ·
  • How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

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    Okay, so like, emo kids are stereotyped as being super sad and emotional, right? So instead of, like, fixing a lightbulb, they'd rather just sit in the dark and cry about how dark it is. Get it? You wouldn't, you are probably one of the emo kids.

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