How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Emo Lightbulb
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so like, emo kids are stereotyped as being super sad and emotional, right? So instead of, like, fixing a lightbulb, they'd rather just sit in the dark and cry about how dark it is. Get it? You wouldn't, you are probably one of the emo kids.