Stonks Are High

Okay, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about them "stonks," which is, like, slang for stocks, right? And when they say "high," it means the stock prices are way up, but it also means someone's, uh, enjoying some recreational activities, if you catch my drift. Basically, it's saying that everything's great because money's good and someone's feeling groovy. You probably have no money and have never felt groovy, you loser.