Worst Jokes Ever

Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.

Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.

Fucking camper!

I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

Which way did the cow jump over the moon?

The Milky Way!

Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?

1 baby in 10 buckets.

What did the Roman say to the gladiator?

See you later, gladiator.

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

What’s an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

What's the difference between an apple and emos?

They both hang on trees.

Tell me a joke.

My life.

It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.

Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?

There's no way home.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!

The man was dangling by a string!

I was jealous the day he died.