Worst Jokes Ever
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
I love you, you love me.
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
What game is for kids? Uno.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?