Worst Jokes Ever
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?
It only took one nail to hang the picture frame.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!