Worst Jokes Ever
Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was... not so smart.
One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home."
The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home."
Finally, it's now the not so smart Indian's turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!"
The not so smart Indian replies,
"Well I... I followed the train tracks, an... and shot th- the train... bu- but it kept going..."
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
You wanna hear a joke?
You.
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
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Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?