How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
Worst Jokes Ever
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
🤣😂😆😁
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
The Stigg is a joke.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.