Worst Jokes Ever
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
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What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Cameron Boyce
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is ÂŁ15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."