
Tool jokes
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
I'll always remember my dad's last words... "Why do you have an axe? We live in the city!"
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
