Tool

Tool jokes

Rape

  • The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.

    During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!

    Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

    Jesus

  • What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?

    "Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."

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  • Dude

  • Some dude called me a tool.

    So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.

    Guess he was right :/

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  • Priest

  • What's the difference between a drill and a priest?

    Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!

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