Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.