Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Yo Mama Needs a Jackstand
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about your mom being so large, you'd need a jack stand—like the kind used for cars—just to help her stand up. You're probably as strong as a wet paper towel, so I wouldn't expect you to know what a jack stand is anyway.