I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”

what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer

You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one. But I also think I screwed it up.

grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder

What do you call a Frozen communist? Hammer and Pop sicle

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.

WHAT HAPPEND WHEN A HAMMER PUNISHED THE NAIL

HE HIT HIM

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