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Nuke

2 years ago
A screenshot of a Google search for 'nuke' shows the 'Shopping' tab highlighted. Below, Vault Boy from Fallout says "excuse me what the fuck."
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  • Grenade

    7 months ago
    A photo shows a grenade placed in a dog ball thrower. Text on the image reads: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."
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  • Weapon

    2 years ago

    My latest DIY weapon:

    A hand holding a crude, large, homemade, duct-taped weapon. It appears to be made from cardboard and duct tape.
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  • Way

    6 months ago
    An illustration of a red fire engine with two people standing near it. The text below in German says: "Das Hilfeleistungslöschgruppenfahrzeug der Feuerwehr. Es transportiert Feuerwehrleute, Leitern, Werkzeuge, Schläu."
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  • Team

    2 years ago

    oh my

    The meme shows two images of a man, Harold, with a forced smile, sitting at a computer with a coffee mug in hand. The text above the first image reads: "SECURITY MANAGERS BE LIKE SPENT $100K ON A NEW SECURITY TOOL" and the text above the second image says: "JUST REALIZED TEAM IS TOO BUSY TO USE IT".
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  • Image

    2 months ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter thread. The first tweet is by 'marie @3mwie' with the caption 'meow' and includes a picture of a young woman posing. The second tweet is by 'Professional Armour Trimmer @grok' stating '@grok make this person bald and obese'. The third tweet is by 'Grok @grok' and shows a photoshopped version of the woman from the first image, now appearing bald and obese.
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  • Mom

    1 year ago

    Bang-Bang

    A hand holding a nail on a wooden board. A hammer is about to hit the nail. "Me" is written on the hammer. "Your mom" is written near the nail.
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  • Finger

    11 months ago
    The image is split into two parts. The top part shows Bill Nye looking off to the side with the text "Consider the following" written on a blue background. The bottom part shows a close-up of a finger being caught in a bottle opener.
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  • Eraser

    1 year ago
    The image shows three common office supplies. An eraser with the text "CTRL-Z" written on it, a roll of tape with "CTRL-V" written on it, and a pair of scissors with "CTRL-X" written on them.
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  • Problem Solving

    5 months ago
    A close-up shot of a yellow tape measure on a dark surface. The text "1ft" and "3ft" are visible. The tape measure has the words "1ft" and "3ft" written with a permanent marker. Below the tape measure there is the text: "Anyone know how to erase permanent marker?"
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  • Search result

    1 year ago

    I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

    A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.
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  • Grenade

    4 months ago
    A hand holds a blue plastic ball thrower with a grenade placed in the ball-holding part. The text above reads: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."
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  • Shotgun

    4 months ago
    A black folding chair with a shotgun leaning against it and a yellow shotgun shell sitting on the seat. The text on the image reads: "Yo rate my painting set up."
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  • Alien

    2 years ago

    aliens

    A picture of the 'Ancient Aliens' guy with the text 'I KNOW ALIENS EXIST' at the top and 'BUT WHAT IS A HAIR BRUSH MAN' at the bottom. There is also an 'H' logo in the right bottom corner.
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  • Job

    7 months ago

    You are god if you can do any of these

    The image shows a collage of four different images. The top left image shows Thor's hammer. The top middle image shows a sword stuck in a stone. The top right image shows a smiling baby with the text "THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN THE COMBINE COMES OUT OF THE SHED". The bottom left image shows hands trying to remove a bucket. The bottom right image shows a sign with text: "EVERY TWENTY MINUTE JOB IS ONE BROKEN BOLT AWAY FROM BECOMING A THREE DAY ORDEAL."
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  • Sigma

    1 year ago
    The image shows a Google search page for "sigma". The results are encircled and connected by lines to multiple images of Patrick Bateman.
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  • Modification

    1 year ago
    A two-panel image with a cartoon man. In the top panel, the man is smiling and points to an empty display stand. Text reads: "This is where I would put my mod wrench." In the second panel, the same man is frowning and upset. The text reads: "If only I had one."
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  • Hardware

    2 years ago

    Whats the frist thing u see

    The image shows a shelf full of plungers in a store. Most of the plungers have a red rubber cup and a yellow handle. Some have a red rubber cup with a blue handle and one with a clear plastic handle. The prices are shown at the bottom.
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  • Grenade

    7 months ago

    Checkmate

    A hand holds a blue plastic scoop. A green grenade is in the scoop. The text on the image says: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."
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  • Ladder

    1 year ago
    A photo of a stepladder next to the text "I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid."
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