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Nuke

A screenshot of a Google search for 'nuke' shows the 'Shopping' tab highlighted. Below, Vault Boy from Fallout says "excuse me what the fuck."

Grenade

A photo shows a grenade placed in a dog ball thrower. Text on the image reads: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."

Weapon

My latest DIY weapon:

A hand holding a crude, large, homemade, duct-taped weapon. It appears to be made from cardboard and duct tape.

Way

An illustration of a red fire engine with two people standing near it. The text below in German says: "Das Hilfeleistungslöschgruppenfahrzeug der Feuerwehr. Es transportiert Feuerwehrleute, Leitern, Werkzeuge, Schläu."

Team

oh my

The meme shows two images of a man, Harold, with a forced smile, sitting at a computer with a coffee mug in hand. The text above the first image reads: "SECURITY MANAGERS BE LIKE SPENT $100K ON A NEW SECURITY TOOL" and the text above the second image says: "JUST REALIZED TEAM IS TOO BUSY TO USE IT".

Image

A screenshot of a Twitter thread. The first tweet is by 'marie @3mwie' with the caption 'meow' and includes a picture of a young woman posing. The second tweet is by 'Professional Armour Trimmer @grok' stating '@grok make this person bald and obese'. The third tweet is by 'Grok @grok' and shows a photoshopped version of the woman from the first image, now appearing bald and obese.

Mom

Bang-Bang

A hand holding a nail on a wooden board. A hammer is about to hit the nail. "Me" is written on the hammer. "Your mom" is written near the nail.

Finger

The image is split into two parts. The top part shows Bill Nye looking off to the side with the text "Consider the following" written on a blue background. The bottom part shows a close-up of a finger being caught in a bottle opener.

Eraser

The image shows three common office supplies. An eraser with the text "CTRL-Z" written on it, a roll of tape with "CTRL-V" written on it, and a pair of scissors with "CTRL-X" written on them.

Problem Solving

A close-up shot of a yellow tape measure on a dark surface. The text "1ft" and "3ft" are visible. The tape measure has the words "1ft" and "3ft" written with a permanent marker. Below the tape measure there is the text: "Anyone know how to erase permanent marker?"

Search result

I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.

Grenade

A hand holds a blue plastic ball thrower with a grenade placed in the ball-holding part. The text above reads: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."

Shotgun

A black folding chair with a shotgun leaning against it and a yellow shotgun shell sitting on the seat. The text on the image reads: "Yo rate my painting set up."

Alien

aliens

Job

You are god if you can do any of these

The image shows a collage of four different images. The top left image shows Thor's hammer. The top middle image shows a sword stuck in a stone. The top right image shows a smiling baby with the text "THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN THE COMBINE COMES OUT OF THE SHED". The bottom left image shows hands trying to remove a bucket. The bottom right image shows a sign with text: "EVERY TWENTY MINUTE JOB IS ONE BROKEN BOLT AWAY FROM BECOMING A THREE DAY ORDEAL."

Sigma

The image shows a Google search page for "sigma". The results are encircled and connected by lines to multiple images of Patrick Bateman.

Modification

A two-panel image with a cartoon man. In the top panel, the man is smiling and points to an empty display stand. Text reads: "This is where I would put my mod wrench." In the second panel, the same man is frowning and upset. The text reads: "If only I had one."

Hardware

Whats the frist thing u see

The image shows a shelf full of plungers in a store. Most of the plungers have a red rubber cup and a yellow handle. Some have a red rubber cup with a blue handle and one with a clear plastic handle. The prices are shown at the bottom.

Grenade

Checkmate

A hand holds a blue plastic scoop. A green grenade is in the scoop. The text on the image says: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."

Ladder

A photo of a stepladder next to the text "I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid."

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