Difference Between Me and a Knife

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  • What's the difference between me and a knife?

    One has a point, and the other doesn't.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is a real downer. The dude is saying he's so lost and aimless he's even less useful than a knife. It's like saying you're dumber than a doorknob, but sadder. And you know all about being sad, don't you?

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