Screwdriver jokes
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
“Which tool,” Andrea Bocelli asks Chris Doemges, “fits best in the mailbox?”
Doemges: “Probably the flathead screwdriver!”
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!