Screwdriver jokes

Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.

“Which tool,” Andrea Bocelli asks Chris Doemges, “fits best in the mailbox?”

Doemges: “Probably the flathead screwdriver!”

What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!

What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!

Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.

What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.

What's the difference between a drill and a priest?

Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!

I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.