Wrench

Wrench jokes

Dad

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?

Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.

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Car

What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?

"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"

Dishwasher

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

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    • Woman

    Sex

    I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".

    If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".

    If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".

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    • Hammer

    Last time I talked to my girlfriend, she was yelling at me to put the hammer down.

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    You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repul… Read more

    french, or else you’ll get the wrench spanish or vanish german or they’ll be singing a sermon hindi or it’s about to get windy japanese or your body will be found with fleas

    GENESIS 32 Jacob Prepares to Meet Esau 1Jacob also went on his way, and the angels of God met him. 2When Jacob saw them, he said, “This is the camp of God!” So he named that place Mahanaim. 3Jacob sent messengers ahead of him to his brother Esau in the land of Seir, the country of Edom. 4He instructed them: “This is what you are to say to my lord Esau: ‘Your servant Jacob says, I have been staying with Laban and hav… Read more

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