Wrench jokes
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"
Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
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