What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?, screw you
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and my Dad? Issac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car? "How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A MIC WRENCH
