Time jokes
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
Five more days.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
i just realized my birthday is the same day i was born
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fr😵💫
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
My first time sex was like buying my first used, crappy car.
I didn't want it, but Dad gave it to me anyway.
So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun... Then it dawned on me.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.