Time

Time Jokes

Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?

Because they don't have father's and mother's days.

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

I'd like to have kids one day.

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.

When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while.

I said that I have been ill.

"Don't sneeze!"

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.

Also,

"It dangles and swung!"

Language art quizzes are the best.

Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.