So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."
Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."
Alright, listen up, numbskull. So this dude gets 'saved' at church, right? Then he goes home and tries to 'save' his beer the same way. Get it? It's funny because he thinks he can get rid of the alcohol in the beer by dipping it in water and renaming it, just like the priest did with him. I bet you also think you can rename your farts to "air fresheners" to make them smell better!
