I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
Time Machine GoFundMe
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen, numbskull, you think this is just some ordinary fundraising campaign? This is a chance to bend space and time! I know your feeble mind can't comprehend the possibilities, but a time machine could change everything. You probably think that's a Netflix show, huh?