Time jokes
Good Morning, Everyone! Have an amazing day!
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Memes
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022