Greeting jokes
Hellllllllloooooo
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Hoi!
Say goodnight 😈
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
Hey Aria.
Wassup? (DYM 109)
Hi izz.
"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
Hi, how are you doing today?
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Hi meccool.
Yo wsp?
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.