One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
Shower Confession
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This person says they kissed their bunkmate, Bret, and Bret even got handsy with their breasts in the shower. But get this, they're trying to convince everyone (and probably themselves) that they're totally not gay. Do you understand now? I know it's tough for a dunderhead like you.
Joe Swanson
No Peter, it’s supposed to be short and poppy!
Peter Griffin
S.S I’m bi