Time jokes

WJE officially a gone memory.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?

"Are you ready for fall?"

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?

I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.

What's the time?

How would I know?

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Windows didn’t update in time.

Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"

....yes, it is "long time no see."

"Have fun at school night" is what?

Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!

Nothing lasts long these days!

As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"

What time is it when you say "what?"

Time to start over!

An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"

What month has 28 days?

All of them.

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"