Game Night jokes

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is!

I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!

All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.

What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.