Eye test jokes

Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

The happier they get, the less they see.

I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.

10 Fun Facts.

1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

You know what I saw today?

Everything I looked at.