Eye test jokes

I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.

When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"

I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."

"I spy with my little eye..."

- Noting I am blind -

What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?

She had small tits.

If you need to squint to read this...

You probably need glasses.

Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.