Eye test jokes

Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

The happier they get, the less they see.

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.

I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.

I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.