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Yo mama

Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.

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Appointment

A letter from NHS Foundation Trust to Mr Andrew Lang, confirming his next eye appointment on Tuesday 1 March 2016 at 12:45pm. The letter is dated 17 February 2016.

Cat

A black cat is standing on a white floor with its back arched. There is a small brown mouse on the floor in front of the cat. The text above the cat reads "FUCK ME," and the text below the cat reads "TOM NEEDS HIS EYES TESTED."

Number

Let me know what your results are!

The image shows four circles with different patterns and numbers inside. The first one is blue-ish with the number 12. It indicates kidney disease. The second one is orange with the number 15 and corresponds to lung cancer. The third one is yellow with no discernible number suggesting a brain tumor. The last one is black with the number 28, indicating heart disease.

Apple

SOMEONE HELLLLPPPP

The image shows a meme that is an eye test. In the center, there is a blue apple. The text says: "EYE TEST. If You See This Apple As: Green - You're Normal. Red - Your obsessed with gingers. Blue - GET HELP! You have an unhealthy obsession with Taylor Swift."

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