Threat

Threat jokes

Emo

    • If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.

    Liver

    • Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?

    A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏

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    • Threat memes

    Missionary

    • A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says, "Come! Meet Jesus!"

    One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first."

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    • School shooting

    • A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"

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    • Infidelity

    • A man comes home and hears his wife talking about having sex at the club. The man busts into the club with a revolver and says, "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE?" Well, everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets."

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    • Wife

    • I thought my wife was joking when she said she was gonna leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing β€œI'm a believer,” but then I saw her face.

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    • Rapist

    • What did the rapist say to his victim?

    "Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."

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    • Duck

    • A duck walks into a bar. The duck says to the bartender, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No." Then the duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "NO!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No, and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any nails?" The bartender says, "No." The duck says, "Well then, bartender, got any bread?"

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    • Threat memes

    Community talk

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